Dear Vegans,

First of all, I want to thank you. Because of your inventiveness and advocacy, I was able to find all of the ingredients for some truly delicious cupcakes easily, thus allowing my egg- and dairy-allergic son to celebrate his first birthday just like any other kid.

It made my insides feel all warm and fuzzy, and I am truly grateful. 

But vegans, I gotta level with you... That stuff you call cheese? It tastes like shit.