Who asked you anyway?

The Parasite has this little LeapFrog Fridge Farm Magnetic Animal Set. Isn't it cute? It's bilingual, it teaches songs and animal noises and you can mix and match to make "A Sheep-Pig? That's silly!" It's also one of those toys that makes a noise to remind the kid it's still there, which is more than a little annoying. Especially when the toy, that lives on the fridge, does so by MOOING WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR. Stupid fucking toy. I know who's not getting new batteries for Christmas!