Top 10 Sweet Nothings from The Parasite

1. "Good job, Mommy!" - After I successfully used the potty - all by myself!
2. "Goin' shopping. Buy a food. Some eggs and a toast." - As she climbed in her Cozy Coupe in the backyard.
3. "Have a nice day, other babies!" - As we left daycare.
4. "Hab a booger nose!" - Statement or demand? - YOU DECIDE!
5. "NO! That's MY mommy!" - After seeing The Husband give me a hug and a squeeze.
6. "Need chok'it milk... Pleeeeeease!" - At dinner, when throwing the cup at The Husband did not have the desired effect.
7. "Get a new shirt, Mommy. Make the machine go "woo-woose" - As she shook from side to side, mimicking the agitator of the washing machine.
8. "That's mines!" - The plural of "That's mine!", toddler-style.
9. Me: "What are you doing?" The Parasite: "Poopin'." - What now qualifies as dinner table conversation in our house.
10. "Night-night, Mommy. See you later. I love you, too! - Bedtime swoon.